{Gingerbread House}
This box should come with a warning label.
Warning: Allow minimum of 3 hours to make ONE gingerbread house. So don't start two hours before church and go all cranky pants on your family when it's not going as you planned and you leave in a rush, leaving your front door wide open for all three hours of church.
Warning: Our directions will overwhelm you and leave you completely confused.
Warning: Next year you should really just throw out these directions all together, slap some frosting on, and let the kids decorate it how they want.
Warning: Next year you should leave your OCD mother out of this.
Warning: Maybe instead of leaving your mother out you should just buy your OCD mother her own kit because she had a little too much fun with yours.
Warning: Large amounts of frosting and candy will be consumed making it all worth it :)
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